What do they do? Who knows - their pretentious website literally says nothing about the business except their name, number, and address. Well, their name is “Rewire,” and their SEO puts them at the top of the page when googling, “lighting restoration,” so...
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What do they do? Who knows - their pretentious website literally says nothing about the business except their name, number, and address. Well, their name is “Rewire,” and their SEO puts them at the top of the page when googling, “lighting restoration,” so one assumes they restore and/or repair lighting fixtures. Arrive at the location, and the superciliousness intensifies; they literally keep their door locked and you must be ringed in to be admitted; you see, that’s how you know it’s exclusive! It is only then that an old lady dressed like a villain from a Star Trek movie will inform you that, no, they don’t actually “Rewire” anything, and that the title of the business is a misnomer, bringing an end to a wild goose chase brought about by an absolutely worthless website. In short, if you are looking for any form of lighting restoration, do not go to, “Rewire” (unless you want to have a good laugh at grandiloquence and silly-looking, new-age, vaguely Asian-inspired moo-moos).