Well, dear reader, I must say it's a thrilling time to be a customer of this store. I mean, who doesn't love a good game of "Will they, won't they?" but instead of romantic intrigue, it's about store opening times!
Their posted hours start at 9:00am....
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Well, dear reader, I must say it's a thrilling time to be a customer of this store. I mean, who doesn't love a good game of "Will they, won't they?" but instead of romantic intrigue, it's about store opening times!
Their posted hours start at 9:00am. I thought this was pretty clear until I arrived at 9:00am sharp, only to find myself feeling like an early bird who's been cruelly denied its worm. Not a soul in sight, no store lights on, just me and the morning breeze.
You might think, "Oh, just a one-time hiccup!" But hold on to your hats because I returned a few days later, same time, and lo and behold! The store was as empty as a politician's promise. The mystery deepens!
At this point, I reckon they should just go ahead and hang up a sign saying, "Running late is our cardio!" Or perhaps, "9:00am-ish." Just a suggestion.
So, until the grand mystery of the 9:00am opening is solved, I’d suggest bringing a crossword puzzle, a cup of coffee, and a hearty dose of patience. Break a leg!
Yours in punctuality,
A Dedicated Early Bird