This is going to sound a bit strange at first, but stick with me. Have you ever seen The Scent of a Woman, with Al Pacino? Then you will get it. You don't go to a strip club to get laid. If you think...
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This is going to sound a bit strange at first, but stick with me. Have you ever seen The Scent of a Woman, with Al Pacino? Then you will get it. You don't go to a strip club to get laid. If you think you are, then you're throwing your money away, because you won't get it. You're missing the point. So here it is. Without regular exposure to feminine energy, men regress into primal, animalistic behavior. It's our nature. Ancient armies kept their soldiers from women before a war because they knew that by the time they got to the front lines they'd be rabid animals. Feminine energy calms us, rationalizes us, balances us. When I came in a few nights ago my battery was low. And then I saw Scarlett dance. Then Oakley. And yes, they were extremely beautiful and exciting and sexy. But then they spoke to me. Both of them were well spoken, intelligent, funny, witty, and attentive. They could tell by the time the first lap dance was over that I was going to be respectful, but also a touch flirty, and they flashed a wink and a smirk that told me they were having fun too. I smiled back, and at that point, it is real. Even though I'm paying them. And that's what I pay for. The dance. And they treated me amazingly all night. And every dollar was worth it. They recharged my battery. And I gladly gave them all the money I had and I will do it again. Scarlett and Oakley, you are not fully aware, I don't think, of the powerful effect that you had on me on that night. I came in feeling a little incomplete. I left feeling like a whole man again. No longer a primal beast, and I woke the next morning feeling better than I had in years. Calm. Rational. Balanced. With renewed vitality and a lovely bounce in my step. Amazing. Really. I won't let it go that long again. But what I will do is call first next time to make sure that those two incredible women are working. And I will gladly shower them with money again, because they deserve it. Besides… the double trouble lap dance was unbelievable, surprising, incredible, awesome, marvelous, stunning, wonderful. And of course sensual and exciting. But, for me, that's the whole point. Five stars.