I went to McDonald’s for a quick bite and left feeling like a five-star Michelin chef had lovingly microwaved my dinner. The ice cream machine wasn’t broken, so I bought a lottery ticket immediately. Fries were hotter than my love life, and the McChicken spiritually...
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I went to McDonald’s for a quick bite and left feeling like a five-star Michelin chef had lovingly microwaved my dinner. The ice cream machine wasn’t broken, so I bought a lottery ticket immediately. Fries were hotter than my love life, and the McChicken spiritually healed me. 10/10 would dine under the golden arches of chaos again.