I would love to tell you how amazing the Whopper is. I’d love to rave about the crispy onion rings, the perfectly carbonated Diet Coke, and the delightful churros I planned to enjoy later. Unfortunately, I cannot. Because after 25 minutes in this drive-thru, I...
Read MoreI would love to tell you how amazing the Whopper is. I’d love to rave about the crispy onion rings, the perfectly carbonated Diet Coke, and the delightful churros I planned to enjoy later. Unfortunately, I cannot. Because after 25 minutes in this drive-thru, I have yet to even see my food.
In the time I’ve been here, I’ve had enough time to scroll Google reviews, ponder the meaning of life, and now—write my own review before even receiving my order. There were only three cars ahead of me when I arrived, yet here I sit, still two cars away from the window, growing older by the minute. I fear my family may soon file a missing persons report.
If they ever find a skeletal figure behind the wheel of a black SUV at this Burger King, tell them it was me. I waited. I believed. I hoped. But the Whopper never came.
So long, fellow fast-food lovers. I hope to review another day.
Food: 4
Service: 1
Atmosphere: 1
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