This is the worst motel I have ever set foot in. My girlfriend and I came here late on a road trip south thinking we had stumbled upon a quaint respite from our travels in rural New Jersey. The clerk demanded cash and...
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This is the worst motel I have ever set foot in. My girlfriend and I came here late on a road trip south thinking we had stumbled upon a quaint respite from our travels in rural New Jersey. The clerk demanded cash and when we opened the room it smelled awful, like the previous guests were a crew of chain smoking carnies. A cup of wet cigarette butts graced our bedside table and other surfaces were covered with indeterminate but roundly unpleasant objects and substances. Through the walls we could hear someone moaning in pain or possibly pleasure. 40 feet from the motel was some sort of giant tower humming with sounds that I could hear through my teeth and likely corrupted the minds of the denizens of this dingy flophouse. It stands next to the whitehouse, a giant flashing middle finger to all that is holy and good in the world. Needless to say we left in tears (without a refund, the clerk had "gone to sleep"), and found another local establishment with good accent lighting, tempurpedic mattresses and no stench of death. 🙃