Omg, I was THE hungry 🐺, entitled 🐈, triple 🔥 yin 🐍 girl burning a path and hole through the crowd that night. Talk about an ENTITLED A$$hole #girlbehavingBADLY I was on SATURDAY NIGHT! Boi, do I OWE, Jebus Cripes.
Mea culpa, oof. I owe...
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Omg, I was THE hungry 🐺, entitled 🐈, triple 🔥 yin 🐍 girl burning a path and hole through the crowd that night. Talk about an ENTITLED A$$hole #girlbehavingBADLY I was on SATURDAY NIGHT! Boi, do I OWE, Jebus Cripes.
Mea culpa, oof. I owe some lucky $ in red envelope with cash and a jade talisman I have had for the longevity of this dual caned #RETIREDNINJA to HOLD MYSELF ACCOUNTABLE and do SOME REAL damage control for my terrible antics THIS Lunar New Year's Parade. It fell on a FULL 🌝🌕! The 🐰 were all out in full effect...
I scared and ALMOST ate the parade mascot, Robin (unbeknownst to me). He looked yummy to me for some reason. I liked following him around. He seemed like so much fun! I see all of this crew in pix, and I just wanted to party luke it was still 1999 lol remember #Y2K lol #IDo
I liked his energy. He was so frenetic, kinesthetic, and NEVER stopped! #EnergizerBunny #ForREAL Dude was a DYNAMO, AND he was likely there probably ALL DAY AND NIGHT before and after for the entirety of the parade route.
HE reminded ME of what it was like when we used to do this. We WERE ALL the drunken rowdy anarchist survivalists on bikes w/2-way radios and pagers. THAT was back when we were an ILWU BACKED UNIONIZED STRONG PUNK FACTION in the SFBMA on PRIDE spectacle days! When we didn't cate whose parents saw us and mistook us for whatever. They had "aliases" and "costumes" then.
Now, I need one to hide from my own past lol #OnceAMaiden #NeverAMother #NowTheCrone I disrespected my elders last night, and I learned a very valuable lesson. My charismatic 🐍 energy can be intoxicating, elevating, and dangerously volatile all at the same time.
Dude, I've STILL got recovering Catholic, eldest princess, daddy, and brother issues to work out! #IAmZuko #ANDToph #InONEGirl #Metal \m/ #TheAvatar #TheLastAirbender
#WokeMisandrist #ToxicFeminine #EntitledPrivilegedCoconut Wut? #MYTonganAmericanPrincessAzz #NeedsToStayHOME #FullMoonNightsONLY #NeededToBurn #MakeSomeSteam #LetTheFire #BurnItselfOut
#WELOVECHINATOWN #ItNEVERChanges #WEDo #HOMEIsHere #DejaVooDoo #GoodJujuHere #FyreWelcome #FIREBreathingEatingDancingPlaying #DrinkingSmokingWomen #ALLOWED #MYRedMaleficent #InnerSheBeast #IsNOT #ImpulseControlIssues