Alright, buckle up, because this “hotel” was less "relaxing getaway" and more "survival horror DLC."
We arrived to find a "business professional" aka lady of the night conducting operations near a suspiciously permanent-looking RV. Inside, the air was a charming blend of mold, mildew, and regret...
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Alright, buckle up, because this “hotel” was less "relaxing getaway" and more "survival horror DLC."
We arrived to find a "business professional" aka lady of the night conducting operations near a suspiciously permanent-looking RV. Inside, the air was a charming blend of mold, mildew, and regret . They then had the audacity to demand a $50 "biohazard fee," I assume.
No elevator so we had to schlep our stuff up 3 flights of carpeted stairs that were covered mold,mildew and a various of other mystery stains .Outside of our room smelled like weed. The curtains have cigarette burns,a rogue pubic hair on the towel, and abstract brown "art" near the bathroom wall added to the ambiance.
No fridge, but plenty of "itchy blanket" to go around. The ceiling? Clearly a mold concealment masterpiece. Then, the nightly entertainment: car donuts, domestic disputes, and potential gunfire (fingers crossed for fireworks!). Oh, and a casual "someone got stabbed" conversation outside our door.
The TV was barely functional and read "sorry for the interruption of service.There is no need to call us", and the lack of a phone meant we couldn't even complain. And the mattress? my flashlight revealed stains that could be anything from mold,urine to blood . I spent the night wheezing, thanks to my asthma and allergies, which were having a field day. Bottom line: avoid this place like the citizens of bikini bottom avoid the chum bucket